Simple Steve is an artist bold, With crayons bright, and stories told, Of penguins dressed in lingerie, His drawings bring a smile to play. With every stroke and every line, Steve’s imagination starts to shine, He creates a world so full of fun, Where penguins prance and dance in the sun. The underwear they wear with pride, Brings color to the world inside, Simple Steve’s … Continue reading An Ode to Simple Steve
Spankd Media was at Chelmsford Crown Court today for the hearing scheduled for serial fraudster and conman, John Sheller. Sheller is due to appear in Court 2 in front of His Honour Judge Morgan at 11:45am for mention and to set a date for trial. I went to sit in the gallery at 11:35am and observed much mumbling, tutting and eye rolling from the court … Continue reading No Fruitcake Again
Below is a short ode to Jon the Con, AKA, Mr. Jon Sheller, who will be appearing in Chelmsford Crown Court tomorrow. In the dock, a man named Jon, Tears streaming down his face anon. His eyes are red, his shoulders slump, His spirit broken, his heart in a thump. The weight of judgement, heavy and harsh, His life and fate now in the judge’s … Continue reading An Ode to Jon the Con
Like many people I’ve been a big critic of the police, particularly over the last couple of year, but I’m not one of these nutjobs who wants to defund the police. I just want a police force we can trust and who actually do proper policing. Is that too much to ask? Continue reading What is the problem with the Met Police?
COMING SOON: Jon “Shitbag” Sheller is returning to Chelmsford Crown Court soon to answer to none attendance charges for his upcoming fraud case. Serial fraudster Sheller is facing time inside for his latest offence and after this hearing he may be remanded in custody until the fraud hearing. An anonymous court insider told us “Sheller is never gonna fart again, the boys inside will make … Continue reading Fruitcakes Day In Court
Trolls are like hotdogs… the “wurst” As the owner of a somewhat popular photography blog with millions of page-views annually, it should come as no … Trolls are the Worst Continue reading Trolls are the Worst
Yes really… posting a childs details on a prostitution websit Continue reading Monsters Walk Amongst Us
What follows are excerpts of the letter along with insights into the irony, idiocy and downright blind bigoted stupidity of the author, Roanna Carlton Taylor. Continue reading Spankds Response to Blackmail
The three trolls are known as Laz, Joker and Monkey. Laz, a fat mess called Chris Tatham, was outed by his ex-wife Karen (Tatham) after he sexually abused her young daughter. Joker, an account run by Wimbledon resident and pharmacist Sameed Damji, a transvestite prostitute whose online porn site listed incest, twinks, water sports, and “sex on drugs” as some of his kinks. Finally Monkey, an account run by both Roanna and her house elf Ashleigh Rebecca Brooks. Continue reading Trolled to Death – Part 1
Oh dear, serial simpleton Sameed Damji’s Twitter account has been suspended again. Sameed, if you don’t know, is a member of an organisation ironically called Resisting Hate who claim to fight online hatred, but more accurately actually spread hatred and racism. Sameed in his Joker guise is known for calling white people “white sp*stics” and black people “n*ggers”. Not resisting much hate there Sameed are … Continue reading Silly Sameeds been hating again
Spank’d Media had a Twitter account. Now, alas it is gone. Continue reading Elon Musk and the Twitterati.
Well Spankd says “Fuck You” to those thin skinned offense seeking Twitter stasi snowflakes. You can’t win. You can’t silence us. Continue reading Is free speech dead? No of course it isn’t!
Why, then, are RH never out of plod’s shop? Continue reading Cherchez l’argent.
A so-called “anti-hate” group calling black people “n*ggers” and posting banana emojis Continue reading #Bananagate