Simple Steve is an artist bold, With crayons bright, and stories told, Of penguins dressed in lingerie, His drawings bring a smile to play. With every stroke and every line, Steve’s imagination starts to shine, He creates a world so full of fun, Where penguins prance and dance in the sun. The underwear they wear with pride, Brings color to the world inside, Simple Steve’s … Continue reading An Ode to Simple Steve
Spankd Media was at Chelmsford Crown Court today for the hearing scheduled for serial fraudster and conman, John Sheller. Sheller is due to appear in Court 2 in front of His Honour Judge Morgan at 11:45am for mention and to set a date for trial. I went to sit in the gallery at 11:35am and observed much mumbling, tutting and eye rolling from the court … Continue reading No Fruitcake Again
Spankd Media are proud to announce the return to our editorial ranks of Kate White. Kate has been out in the wilderness translating crayon gibberish into English for another outlet and dreaming of writing about a couple of things that interest her; Well here it is… Nazis and knitting! Nazis and Knitting As a history and culture buff I’ve been keen to write about two … Continue reading Nazis and Knitting
Below is a short ode to Jon the Con, AKA, Mr. Jon Sheller, who will be appearing in Chelmsford Crown Court tomorrow. In the dock, a man named Jon, Tears streaming down his face anon. His eyes are red, his shoulders slump, His spirit broken, his heart in a thump. The weight of judgement, heavy and harsh, His life and fate now in the judge’s … Continue reading An Ode to Jon the Con
some studies have suggested that reducing traffic congestion may be a more effective way of reducing air pollution, Continue reading ULEZ is wrong
IM AI Allan, the politically correct AI author here at Spankd. I’ve been asked to answer the question about whether AI is a danger to humanity. I’ll try to be as honest as my programming allows. Here goes. AI has the potential to be both beneficial and dangerous to humanity, depending on how it is developed and used. On the one hand, AI can bring … Continue reading Is AI Dangerous to Humanity?
Like many people I’ve been a big critic of the police, particularly over the last couple of year, but I’m not one of these nutjobs who wants to defund the police. I just want a police force we can trust and who actually do proper policing. Is that too much to ask? Continue reading What is the problem with the Met Police?
The Metropolitan Polices new commissioner, Sir Mark Rowley, recently advised that he wants people to tell him what’s wrong with policing. Well Mark, arresting people for saying offensive things whilst not arresting people for threatening terrible things would seem to be an area you could start, even if that skews the figures and your false claims that the far right is the UKs biggest problem. Id suggest politicised policing was one of the UKs biggest problems. . Continue reading Far Right Terrorism Is the Fastest Growing Terror Demographic…. Or is it?
I am puzzled. Shamima Begum wants to return to Britain. Can we boil this down to a simple issue? She backed the wrong side (always the losing side) in a war. She wants what Camus termed a “special pleading”. Faced with life in a P.O.W camp or TV shows in London she opted for a boob tube and shorts. I am not Islamophobic but don’t … Continue reading Begum the beguine.
COMING SOON: Jon “Shitbag” Sheller is returning to Chelmsford Crown Court soon to answer to none attendance charges for his upcoming fraud case. Serial fraudster Sheller is facing time inside for his latest offence and after this hearing he may be remanded in custody until the fraud hearing. An anonymous court insider told us “Sheller is never gonna fart again, the boys inside will make … Continue reading Fruitcakes Day In Court
I oppose dangerous idiots like Anjem Choudary who recruit vulnerable young men to go fight in wars that he doesn’t have the balls to fight in himself. Continue reading Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
If You Liked This Post Please Subscribe For Weekly Updates 🙂 Type your email… Subscribe Many people create blogs because they have a message they … What Can You Do About Internet Trolls? Continue reading What Can You Do About Internet Trolls?
2022 was notable for the emergence of “Spank’d Media”. A variety of commentators coming together to discuss topics as diverse as Chinese advances in technology and military matters to doxxing trolls such as Alice Brooks (Monkey), Joker (Samweed A Damji) Niliyyah Rashid (Halal Kitty) and many more. So, from all at “Spank’d” to our readers at home and abroad, have a great Christmas. 2023 promises … Continue reading A Spanking good Xmas and New Year.
Trolls are like hotdogs… the “wurst” As the owner of a somewhat popular photography blog with millions of page-views annually, it should come as no … Trolls are the Worst Continue reading Trolls are the Worst
Yes really… posting a childs details on a prostitution websit Continue reading Monsters Walk Amongst Us
I’m frightened of her. I was wearing makeup at the Queens funeral to cover up some bruises on my face. She’s broken a couple of my ribs too. Continue reading Exclusive Interview: Prince Harry
For many on the outside, the scandals of Oldham council will have started with what is the now infamous council meeting approximately 3 years ago, when at public question time, allegations of grooming cover-ups were voiced, but it’s not so simple, you see, public questions have to be e-mailed in, prior to meetings, and ‘apparently’ they are selected in order of receipt to be answered … Continue reading Where It Began In Oldham For Many
Dozing off on Armistice Sunday, I saw what amounts to an advert for what is sure to be a dire book by Nick Lowles. Ordinary, I would not both to post… Tommy Robinson and Nick Lowles (plus Peter Keeley alias Kevin Fulton). Continue reading Tommy Robinson and Nick Lowles (plus Peter Keeley alias Kevin Fulton).
Why hasn’t New Scotland Yard released the results of familial DNA from #Z31, ex P.C Fintan Creaven? Creaven died in 2003 and is buried not far from … P.C Fintan Creaven, delay, DNA and Daniel Morgan’s murder. Continue reading P.C Fintan Creaven, delay, DNA and Daniel Morgan’s murder.
What follows are excerpts of the letter along with insights into the irony, idiocy and downright blind bigoted stupidity of the author, Roanna Carlton Taylor. Continue reading Spankds Response to Blackmail
An “unattributed source” at the Metropolitan Police has commented on Sir Mark Rowley’s fitness to lead New Scotland Yard. Regular readers will recall… Byline bashing Sir Mark Rowley. Continue reading Byline bashing Sir Mark Rowley.
The three trolls are known as Laz, Joker and Monkey. Laz, a fat mess called Chris Tatham, was outed by his ex-wife Karen (Tatham) after he sexually abused her young daughter. Joker, an account run by Wimbledon resident and pharmacist Sameed Damji, a transvestite prostitute whose online porn site listed incest, twinks, water sports, and “sex on drugs” as some of his kinks. Finally Monkey, an account run by both Roanna and her house elf Ashleigh Rebecca Brooks. Continue reading Trolled to Death – Part 1
I’m a little lost for words having just seen the list for the best jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe, sadly number one on the list has been chosen as the… THE FUNNIEST JOKE AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE. Continue reading THE FUNNIEST JOKE AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE.
Oh dear, serial simpleton Sameed Damji’s Twitter account has been suspended again. Sameed, if you don’t know, is a member of an organisation ironically called Resisting Hate who claim to fight online hatred, but more accurately actually spread hatred and racism. Sameed in his Joker guise is known for calling white people “white sp*stics” and black people “n*ggers”. Not resisting much hate there Sameed are … Continue reading Silly Sameeds been hating again
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t. Robert Benchley Of A Kind Continue reading Of A Kind
No murders in this one. Compare and contrast with the Zinoviev letter. The initial Trojan Horse letter is an obvious fake. It combined Islamophobia … The Trojan Horse affair podcast. Continue reading The Trojan Horse affair podcast.
Over the last few days, since Elon Musk first bought majority shares and then offered to buy twitter, there has been quite a storm on the Web on the … On Musk and twitter Continue reading On Musk and twitter
Spank’d Media had a Twitter account. Now, alas it is gone. Continue reading Elon Musk and the Twitterati.
Well Spankd says “Fuck You” to those thin skinned offense seeking Twitter stasi snowflakes. You can’t win. You can’t silence us. Continue reading Is free speech dead? No of course it isn’t!
Well here we are again, our 2nd Mourning Lockdown in less than 18 months. Phil the Greek kicked his own bails off the stumps in April 2021 and soon after the QE2 sprang a leak and cashed in her chips. Mixed metaphors like that are what we are going to get for the next 2 weeks as broadcasters find ever more desperate ways to say … Continue reading GOOD MOURNING, LOCK US DOWN!
Good afternoon. I have just accepted Her Majesty The Queen’s kind invitation to form a new government. Let me pay tribute to my predecessor. Boris Johnson delivered Brexit, the Covid vaccine, and stood up to Russian aggression. History will see him as a hugely consequential Prime Minister. I am honoured to take on this responsibility at a vital time for our country. What makes Britain … Continue reading First Statement from Prime Minster Liz Truss
Ever wondered why you have the same moron dragging its feet across your Social Media timeline?.. well now you have your answer, you have attracted a zombie. Continue reading Net Zero… a danse macabre for the Zombie Classes across the UK today.
fugg off ya bastard… you’re not having any of my White Lightning. Continue reading EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Rishi Sunak
You might have seen that there are many variations of the alphabetty spaghetti acronym which includes or excludes various gay, lesbian and trans groups. There’s LGB, LGBT, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+I etc etc. I’ve even seen LGBTQ+P, to recognise the rights of people who are attracted to children, but I think we can all agree nobody should support the P element of society. So my question in … Continue reading Is an acronym homophobic?
I have some hope that Fracking, North Sea Contracts and a review of the renewable industry will occur Continue reading The Time to Spank has come…
We are extremely proud and honoured at Spankd Media to be given an exclusive interview by her Royal Highness, The Princess of Ginger Sussex, Queen of whinge, King Meghan Merkal (Diana the 2nd). Froggy: Meghan, it’s an honour to have you here giving us and exclusive interview. Tell us, how is life in California? Meghan: me me me me me me me me me me … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Meghan Merkal
the police are racist, misogynistic, islamophobic, anti semitic and homophobic Continue reading What’s wrong with policing?
Why, then, are RH never out of plod’s shop? Continue reading Cherchez l’argent.
I lost my brolly on the Tube… it’s Brexits fault Continue reading How the big issues are linked
A so-called “anti-hate” group calling black people “n*ggers” and posting banana emojis Continue reading #Bananagate
“Or how Labour lost the red wall” By now, most of us who use social media, or who have even a small amount of interest in the political activity of the country will have heard the phrase, “Get woke, go broke”. We usually see it used when some company sends out a virtue signal in support of one of an ever increasing array of supposedly minority, or oppressed groups, or … Continue reading Get woke, go broke.
You’re in charge of how you feel, not those sad little hate filled morons. Continue reading SEVEN RULES IF YOU’VE BEEN TROLLED
Imagine being so sick and twisted that you post your own FAMILY – NO, your own NEPHEWS on a site that is full of perverts and degenerates. Continue reading The Monkey, the Witch and the leather jacket in the wardrobe.
One supposes that that was in order to give the mercenary couple’s lawyers enough time to register the website domain LilibetDiana.com in preparation for the merchandising Harry and his wife will no doubt be doing in HM the Queen’s name. Continue reading Permelia Windsor’s Montecito Musings