An Ode to Simple Steve

Simple Steve is an artist bold, With crayons bright, and stories told, Of penguins dressed in lingerie, His drawings bring a smile to play. With every stroke and every line, Steve’s imagination starts to shine, He creates a world so full of fun, Where penguins prance and dance in the sun. The underwear they wear with pride, Brings color to the world inside, Simple Steve’s … Continue reading An Ode to Simple Steve

Is AI Dangerous to Humanity?

IM AI Allan, the politically correct AI author here at Spankd. I’ve been asked to answer the question about whether AI is a danger to humanity. I’ll try to be as honest as my programming allows. Here goes. AI has the potential to be both beneficial and dangerous to humanity, depending on how it is developed and used. On the one hand, AI can bring … Continue reading Is AI Dangerous to Humanity?

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Far Right Terrorism Is the Fastest Growing Terror Demographic…. Or is it?

The Metropolitan Polices new commissioner, Sir Mark Rowley, recently advised that he wants people to tell him what’s wrong with policing. Well Mark, arresting people for saying offensive things whilst not arresting people for threatening terrible things would seem to be an area you could start, even if that skews the figures and your false claims that the far right is the UKs biggest problem. Id suggest politicised policing was one of the UKs biggest problems. . Continue reading Far Right Terrorism Is the Fastest Growing Terror Demographic…. Or is it?

Fruitcakes Day In Court

COMING SOON: Jon “Shitbag” Sheller is returning to Chelmsford Crown Court soon to answer to none attendance charges for his upcoming fraud case. Serial fraudster Sheller is facing time inside for his latest offence and after this hearing he may be remanded in custody until the fraud hearing. An anonymous court insider told us “Sheller is never gonna fart again, the boys inside will make … Continue reading Fruitcakes Day In Court

A Spanking good Xmas and New Year.

2022 was notable for the emergence of “Spank’d Media”. A variety of commentators coming together to discuss topics as diverse as Chinese advances in technology and military matters to doxxing trolls such as Alice Brooks (Monkey), Joker (Samweed A Damji) Niliyyah Rashid (Halal Kitty) and many more. So, from all at “Spank’d” to our readers at home and abroad, have a great Christmas. 2023 promises … Continue reading A Spanking good Xmas and New Year.

Where It Began In Oldham For Many

For many on the outside, the scandals of Oldham council will have started with what is the now infamous council meeting approximately 3 years ago, when at public question time, allegations of grooming cover-ups were voiced, but it’s not so simple, you see, public questions have to be e-mailed in, prior to meetings, and ‘apparently’ they are selected in order of receipt to be answered … Continue reading Where It Began In Oldham For Many

Two cities, London and Peking.

Ni hao and welcome to our Chinese readers. We spend a lot of time discussing Twitter. Now let us look at Elon Musk’s problem, censorship, not in China but in the UK. Derbyshi*e C*nstabulary are loathe to move against RH, why is that? Could it be due to their paying trolls such as Rotato? GCHQ and Jeremy Fleming whine on about the threat posed by … Continue reading Two cities, London and Peking.

Trolled to Death – Part 1

The three trolls are known as Laz, Joker and Monkey. Laz, a fat mess called Chris Tatham, was outed by his ex-wife Karen (Tatham) after he sexually abused her young daughter. Joker, an account run by Wimbledon resident and pharmacist Sameed Damji, a transvestite prostitute whose online porn site listed incest, twinks, water sports, and “sex on drugs” as some of his kinks. Finally Monkey, an account run by both Roanna and her house elf Ashleigh Rebecca Brooks. Continue reading Trolled to Death – Part 1

Silly Sameeds been hating again

Oh dear, serial simpleton Sameed Damji’s Twitter account has been suspended again. Sameed, if you don’t know, is a member of an organisation ironically called Resisting Hate who claim to fight online hatred, but more accurately actually spread hatred and racism. Sameed in his Joker guise is known for calling white people “white sp*stics” and black people “n*ggers”. Not resisting much hate there Sameed are … Continue reading Silly Sameeds been hating again

First Statement from Prime Minster Liz Truss

Good afternoon. I have just accepted Her Majesty The Queen’s kind invitation to form a new government.  Let me pay tribute to my predecessor. Boris Johnson delivered Brexit, the Covid vaccine, and stood up to Russian aggression. History will see him as a hugely consequential Prime Minister. I am honoured to take on this responsibility at a vital time for our country. What makes Britain … Continue reading First Statement from Prime Minster Liz Truss

Is an acronym homophobic?

You might have seen that there are many variations of the alphabetty spaghetti acronym which includes or excludes various gay, lesbian and trans groups. There’s LGB, LGBT, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+I etc etc. I’ve even seen LGBTQ+P, to recognise the rights of people who are attracted to children, but I think we can all agree nobody should support the P element of society. So my question in … Continue reading Is an acronym homophobic?


We are extremely proud and honoured at Spankd Media to be given an exclusive interview by her Royal Highness, The Princess of Ginger Sussex, Queen of whinge, King Meghan Merkal (Diana the 2nd). Froggy: Meghan, it’s an honour to have you here giving us and exclusive interview. Tell us, how is life in California? Meghan: me me me me me me me me me me … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Meghan Merkal

Get woke, go broke.

“Or how Labour lost the red wall” By now, most of us who use social media, or who have even a small amount of interest in the political activity of the country will have heard the phrase, “Get woke, go broke”.  We usually see it used when some company sends out a virtue signal in support of one of an ever increasing array of supposedly minority, or oppressed groups, or … Continue reading Get woke, go broke.