Spankd Media was at Chelmsford Crown Court today for the hearing scheduled for serial fraudster and conman, John Sheller. Sheller is due to appear in Court 2 in front of His Honour Judge Morgan at 11:45am for mention and to set a date for trial. I went to sit in the gallery at 11:35am and observed much mumbling, tutting and eye rolling from the court … Continue reading No Fruitcake Again
Below is a short ode to Jon the Con, AKA, Mr. Jon Sheller, who will be appearing in Chelmsford Crown Court tomorrow. In the dock, a man named Jon, Tears streaming down his face anon. His eyes are red, his shoulders slump, His spirit broken, his heart in a thump. The weight of judgement, heavy and harsh, His life and fate now in the judge’s … Continue reading An Ode to Jon the Con
some studies have suggested that reducing traffic congestion may be a more effective way of reducing air pollution, Continue reading ULEZ is wrong
Like many people I’ve been a big critic of the police, particularly over the last couple of year, but I’m not one of these nutjobs who wants to defund the police. I just want a police force we can trust and who actually do proper policing. Is that too much to ask? Continue reading What is the problem with the Met Police?
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No fruitcake today. Continue reading No Fruitcake Today
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The Metropolitan Polices new commissioner, Sir Mark Rowley, recently advised that he wants people to tell him what’s wrong with policing. Well Mark, arresting people for saying offensive things whilst not arresting people for threatening terrible things would seem to be an area you could start, even if that skews the figures and your false claims that the far right is the UKs biggest problem. Id suggest politicised policing was one of the UKs biggest problems. . Continue reading Far Right Terrorism Is the Fastest Growing Terror Demographic…. Or is it?
COMING SOON: Jon “Shitbag” Sheller is returning to Chelmsford Crown Court soon to answer to none attendance charges for his upcoming fraud case. Serial fraudster Sheller is facing time inside for his latest offence and after this hearing he may be remanded in custody until the fraud hearing. An anonymous court insider told us “Sheller is never gonna fart again, the boys inside will make … Continue reading Fruitcakes Day In Court
I oppose dangerous idiots like Anjem Choudary who recruit vulnerable young men to go fight in wars that he doesn’t have the balls to fight in himself. Continue reading Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
If You Liked This Post Please Subscribe For Weekly Updates 🙂 Type your email… Subscribe Many people create blogs because they have a message they … What Can You Do About Internet Trolls? Continue reading What Can You Do About Internet Trolls?
Trolls are like hotdogs… the “wurst” As the owner of a somewhat popular photography blog with millions of page-views annually, it should come as no … Trolls are the Worst Continue reading Trolls are the Worst
Yes really… posting a childs details on a prostitution websit Continue reading Monsters Walk Amongst Us
I’m frightened of her. I was wearing makeup at the Queens funeral to cover up some bruises on my face. She’s broken a couple of my ribs too. Continue reading Exclusive Interview: Prince Harry
Joker is Sameed Damji Continue reading Who is Joker?
Why hasn’t New Scotland Yard released the results of familial DNA from #Z31, ex P.C Fintan Creaven? Creaven died in 2003 and is buried not far from … P.C Fintan Creaven, delay, DNA and Daniel Morgan’s murder. Continue reading P.C Fintan Creaven, delay, DNA and Daniel Morgan’s murder.
we send only genuine examples of hate to relevant third parties. Continue reading “D0xing Fascists Is Necessary” – Roanna Carlton Taylor August 2017
Fruitcake – The Story of Financial Fraudster, Political Fantasist and Confidence Trickster, Jon Sheller Continue reading Fruitcake – The Story of Financial Fraudster, Political Fantasist and Confidence Trickster, Jon Sheller
An “unattributed source” at the Metropolitan Police has commented on Sir Mark Rowley’s fitness to lead New Scotland Yard. Regular readers will recall… Byline bashing Sir Mark Rowley. Continue reading Byline bashing Sir Mark Rowley.
I’m a little lost for words having just seen the list for the best jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe, sadly number one on the list has been chosen as the… THE FUNNIEST JOKE AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE. Continue reading THE FUNNIEST JOKE AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE.
Oh dear, serial simpleton Sameed Damji’s Twitter account has been suspended again. Sameed, if you don’t know, is a member of an organisation ironically called Resisting Hate who claim to fight online hatred, but more accurately actually spread hatred and racism. Sameed in his Joker guise is known for calling white people “white sp*stics” and black people “n*ggers”. Not resisting much hate there Sameed are … Continue reading Silly Sameeds been hating again
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t. Robert Benchley Of A Kind Continue reading Of A Kind
No murders in this one. Compare and contrast with the Zinoviev letter. The initial Trojan Horse letter is an obvious fake. It combined Islamophobia … The Trojan Horse affair podcast. Continue reading The Trojan Horse affair podcast.
Over the last few days, since Elon Musk first bought majority shares and then offered to buy twitter, there has been quite a storm on the Web on the … On Musk and twitter Continue reading On Musk and twitter
Recorded here for posterity, which will question why I bothered. I have been left unsupervised. They say we have strayed from the sight of God. I say… I Was Left Unsupervised: A Twitter Thread Continue reading I Was Left Unsupervised: A Twitter Thread
Well Spankd says “Fuck You” to those thin skinned offense seeking Twitter stasi snowflakes. You can’t win. You can’t silence us. Continue reading Is free speech dead? No of course it isn’t!
Noo pick a windae, yer leavin Continue reading EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Nicola Stureon
My mum follows my friends and colleagues (Picture: Getty) We’ve all experienced keyboard warriors at some point. Those cowardly people hiding … My mum is an internet troll – I don’t know what to do about it Continue reading My mum is an internet troll – I don’t know what to do about it
Good afternoon. I have just accepted Her Majesty The Queen’s kind invitation to form a new government. Let me pay tribute to my predecessor. Boris Johnson delivered Brexit, the Covid vaccine, and stood up to Russian aggression. History will see him as a hugely consequential Prime Minister. I am honoured to take on this responsibility at a vital time for our country. What makes Britain … Continue reading First Statement from Prime Minster Liz Truss
Internet trolls and other masters of malice we meet on the Web can ruin a writing day — and even a career. We all know we shouldn’t “feed” the trolls… Internet Trolls, Bullies, and the Chronically Offended — How Should an Author Deal with Them? – by Anne R Allen… Continue reading Internet Trolls, Bullies, and the Chronically Offended — How Should an Author Deal with Them? – by Anne R Allen…
fugg off ya bastard… you’re not having any of my White Lightning. Continue reading EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Rishi Sunak
You might have seen that there are many variations of the alphabetty spaghetti acronym which includes or excludes various gay, lesbian and trans groups. There’s LGB, LGBT, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+I etc etc. I’ve even seen LGBTQ+P, to recognise the rights of people who are attracted to children, but I think we can all agree nobody should support the P element of society. So my question in … Continue reading Is an acronym homophobic?
We are extremely proud and honoured at Spankd Media to be given an exclusive interview by her Royal Highness, The Princess of Ginger Sussex, Queen of whinge, King Meghan Merkal (Diana the 2nd). Froggy: Meghan, it’s an honour to have you here giving us and exclusive interview. Tell us, how is life in California? Meghan: me me me me me me me me me me … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Meghan Merkal
the police are racist, misogynistic, islamophobic, anti semitic and homophobic Continue reading What’s wrong with policing?
I lost my brolly on the Tube… it’s Brexits fault Continue reading How the big issues are linked
An excellent short video from AsapSCIENCE on the science of internet trolls, which is probably induction material for members of the hate group Resisting Hate. Most amazing stats on 5.6% of social media users identifying as trolls who also have “dark traits”, code for being mentally ill individuals with psychopathy, narcissism and sadism issues. Explains a lot methinks! Continue reading The Science of Internet Trolls
You’re in charge of how you feel, not those sad little hate filled morons. Continue reading SEVEN RULES IF YOU’VE BEEN TROLLED
Another interesting video on the psychology of internet trolls, this time from SciShow. Continue reading Internet Trolls
Welcome to Spankd, a new periodic electronic magazine covering humour, politics, social media and piles of other topics. There’s going to be a lot of focus on woke, PC, leftwing fuckwittery, and there’s a lot of it to highlight and criticise, but we will be interested in examples from social media. The kind of fuckwittery by people who consider themselves woke and PC, but who … Continue reading Welcome to Spankd
You may have heard the theory that a small vocabulary is a sign of low intelligence and the demented Resisting Hate internet trolls and others like them are definitive proof of this theory. These dimwitted trolls go mono-syllabic when they get angry or overexcited, they revert to their twenty-word lexicon, which is predictable. “Rekt”, “Ruined”, “You mad doe” and “racist” are some of the terms … Continue reading Troll Bingo
Issue 1 “One of the most dangerous trends of our times is making the truth socially unacceptable, or even illegal, with ‘hate speech’ laws.” Thomas Sowell https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Sowell Continue reading Quote of the week – Thomas Sowell
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